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​​​Local to Southern California only

I am often in need of a bodyguard for cashmeets and sessions. Having someone who can protect me and empower me to continue meeting up with people is crucial. 

If you think you might be able to offer your services to me as a bodyguard, we could work something out either with sessions or small payments. I'm not opposed to paying protectors if a session isn't payment enough; my safety is very important. 


To apply, email me with the following information:

  • Name

  • Phone Number

  • Where you are permanently located

  • ​​​Description of your workouts and what you do to stay fit.

  • Your history of being a bouncer, bodyguard, in the military, etc

  • Pictures of your body

  • A reference from female talent or someone who can vouch for your past bodyguard abilities​​, if you have that